Hairy Porter and the Order of Macdonald's

8.30pm, 11.07.07

I get home, and suddenly feel emo. It might be weird for a guy to feel emo but i just did.
Reasons as to why emo-ness kicked in:
1. I came home to realise the fan in my room has been brutally murdered by the electrician
2. I just came home from watching Harry Potter and I must say i'm deeply disappointed.
- Being a fan of Harry Potter for at least 5-6 years doesn't just brush off that easily.
- I had read every book up till Half-Blood Prince just to catch up with the storyline of the movie.
- To my horror, they had decided to cram 870 pages into a mere 138 minutes. (What about Pirates?)
- Ronald and Ginny had only minimum dialogue throughout the movie, despite them playing a large role in the book.
- Everything happened so fast, I felt like i was watching a movie about a Japanese bullet train.
- Everything had changed, including Aunt Petunia looking like an overgrown cheerleader and Uncle Vernon adding tons of weight. Dudley looks as retarded as ever(one thing they didn't change).
- Everything I had imagined it to be turned out to be almost the exact opposite. (and I have a good sense of imagination(what a contradiction))
-Don't ask why I know so much, I have really been a die-hard fan from primary school all the way till sec 3.

Disclaimer: The above critic is entirely based on my own opinion, watch it for yourself and tell me what YOU feel. No animals were harmed in the making of this critic, and this was completely bird-flu-free.