Nitwit Oddment Blubber Tweak

i says to myself, revival is needed

2008-07-27T05:59:00.001-07:00

after a year of idling, and finally returning to this deceased blog

i realised that this blog is no more,

gone to meet its maker,

passed on to meet the Lord,

passed away,

exhausted its last and final breath,

and was desperately in need of an exciting new revelation that would bring this blog back to life.

however, there is no revelation

only belief.

belief in the fact that i came back to blog just to waste my time

i felt myself googling "interesting websites" to pass the time

i even tried "addictivegames.com" to forget about the pain-filled hours before fatigue started to sink in.

and if that wasn't random enough, balls and wieners to you.

PS: the entire vocabulary for the deceased was taken from Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch,

watch it if you can.

Prison Break Seaon 3

2007-08-28T02:59:00.000-07:00

woots, just watched the preview for season 3
17 mins worth of heart-stopping action
man, i love prison break.

its really really good,
when it gets out you should watch it.

I'm so sorry i faked my survey results

2007-08-17T03:58:00.000-07:00

on a faithful wednesday afternoon,
me and my class were doing a survey on the school's aptitude and stuff
everyone else just started, and i had already finished.
yes, i faked my results

anyways, when i was happily shading,
kteok reminds us not to "cheat"
and just at this moment, my 'best' friend gareth turns around and laughs at me
kteok comes over, sees that i have an ability to foresee survey questions, and tears up my otas
he slams another one on my table and says he'll refer me to the year director (note the word refer)
oh, and a demerit point

but why you ask?
well, there's actually no point in doing this sort of survey, i don't usually disagree with things so i either agree or strongly agree
so then, whats the point of looking at the question?

quite honestly, i don't give a shit whether he gives it to me or not, or if he 'refers' me to year director
all i can tell him is "i'm so sorry sir, i faked my survey results"

1 week later

2007-08-10T22:50:00.000-07:00

its been a week since i last posted
I LOST MY WALLET
a week ago.
my bloody IC and atm card +160 bucks, all gone, gone

anyways what had happened the night before,
more than 100 guys called for cabs to stop outside ACS(I)
and check this out,
it was 3am in the morning
the bus didn't come, captain keith got damn pissed and decide to blow all of the school's money on hailing 30+ cabs

wow.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

2007-08-04T23:53:00.000-07:00

I recently watched this movie
and I must say,
it's a really great movie, coupled with a great soundtrack
good storyline, great script, excellent actors (JIM CARREY woots)

It's the most beautiful movies of all time.
What more is there to say?

Jim Carrey owns

GREEN day

2007-07-31T05:21:00.000-07:00

for those who watched the simpsons movie,
you may recall the start where Green Day is playing the simpsons theme song
just rockin' out and stuff
then suddenly they talk of going green and moe throws a rock right through the bass drum and hits the drummer in the crotch?

thats right, go green
it may not seem like much
but if we do small things like unplugging your charger etc. everyday
we can make a difference

a song by madonna (also the theme song for live earth) goes
if you can change someone else, then you have saved someone else
but you must first love yourself, then you can love someone else

what a truth, what a truth

GOOOOO GRRREEEEEEEENNNN!

free mugs?

2007-07-30T01:34:00.001-07:00

charity cafe today
for no apparent reason i decided to start a free hugs campaign
we just wrote FREE HUGS - donation optional on a piece of paper and started hugging
response was good, mostly guys took up the offer
teachers didn't want the hug, but donated instead
thong hugged a female teacher and another girl
he got the most out of this
we earned 12 bucks, which is good considering our cost was a piece of foolscap
funny things come out of my brain when i'm not thinking

FREE HUGS anyone?

The Simpsons Movie

2007-07-29T00:36:00.000-07:00

Woots, watched simpsons movie on friday.
Wasn't very intellectual, but thats what keeps us going back to it isn't it?
felt like an extended simpsons episode, only an hour and a half long
its dumbly funny, which is the trademark of homer isn't it?

after the movie we attended one of the worst drama nights in my life, because it was the only one i went for.
i didn't watch boot camp, didn't watch the birds, watched centrestage, which isn't part of acdc
damn, drama sucked balls.
i'm just being dramatic about it, dont mind me.

Own those rude-iments

2007-07-26T05:09:00.000-07:00

Man, tuesday was a total fluke. Drums was damn bad, screwed up at every bar.
Man, those rudiments are tough. The exam pieces are alright though.
Wish me luck when i go for the test.

Some people are really desperate.
"Suggest" a critque on a play that needs tickets that needs buying.
Practically "suggesting" us to watch the play.

Here, suggesting mean strongly encouraging, which also means "Do it or you die."

Parry Otter!

2007-07-20T20:59:00.000-07:00

I awaken to the doorbell, stagger to the door, when suddenly the man asks for a Johnny. I wonder a little, trying to figure out who the hell?
Suddenly I realised the truth, I used the alias Johnny on Popular's website.
He hands over a package that looks like a book. I eagerly signed on the piece of paper he gave me and tore open the packaging. Wow.

Woots, HarryPotter owner at 9.02am.

Mad-Eye dies.
Sorry for the spoiler, but there'll be more to come.

raed tihs

2007-07-18T07:17:00.000-07:00

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wtoos!

Could you read that?

Pigs

2007-07-16T06:49:00.000-07:00

Here are some pics of my new phone,
don't go green with envy. Just go green.

Here i'm trying to take a picture of my phone with... my phone.
felt like a dog trying to chase its own tail but... it's different.

And here I used my other phone to take a picture of my new phone.

Isn't it sexy?

Remeber, GO GRRRREEEEEEEN, like Shrek.

2007-07-14T08:10:00.000-07:00

And THAT, is why my blog is GREEN.

A new chapter of my phone-book

2007-07-14T07:56:00.000-07:00

I got my K800i today, after about 2 months of my K618i, which is pretty fast considering my last Rokr was 2 years ago.
Don't say I'm rich cos I had a 100 bucks off voucher.
Haven't really touched it yet but I must say its pretty hot. :]

Back to business.
Save the Earth!
If Arctic Monkeys don't like recycling its their problem. I still love their songs.
But still, lets all work together to save the Earth.

Why? You may ask. I'll say, because Al Gore says so.
And its true, because he was the one who opened my eyes to this HUGE problem of global warming.
If we want to live our entire lives without being dead, we should work together. Also, to ensure the survival of the next generation of spoiled, rich, good-for-nothing brats we must pollute the environment as much as we can. But, seriously, its a moral and ethical issue here. If one person makes the effort, and everyone follows suit, we can definitely make a difference.

If Jennifer Garner is going green, you should too.

Troubleshooting

2007-07-11T07:55:00.000-07:00

Yes, it looks messy but.
Anyone can help?
Haven't touched blogs for a long long long time.
HELP!

Hairy Porter and the Order of Macdonald's

2007-07-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

8.30pm, 11.07.07

I get home, and suddenly feel emo. It might be weird for a guy to feel emo but i just did.
Reasons as to why emo-ness kicked in:
1. I came home to realise the fan in my room has been brutally murdered by the electrician
2. I just came home from watching Harry Potter and I must say i'm deeply disappointed.
- Being a fan of Harry Potter for at least 5-6 years doesn't just brush off that easily.
- I had read every book up till Half-Blood Prince just to catch up with the storyline of the movie.
- To my horror, they had decided to cram 870 pages into a mere 138 minutes. (What about Pirates?)
- Ronald and Ginny had only minimum dialogue throughout the movie, despite them playing a large role in the book.
- Everything happened so fast, I felt like i was watching a movie about a Japanese bullet train.
- Everything had changed, including Aunt Petunia looking like an overgrown cheerleader and Uncle Vernon adding tons of weight. Dudley looks as retarded as ever(one thing they didn't change).
- Everything I had imagined it to be turned out to be almost the exact opposite. (and I have a good sense of imagination(what a contradiction))
-Don't ask why I know so much, I have really been a die-hard fan from primary school all the way till sec 3.

Disclaimer: The above critic is entirely based on my own opinion, watch it for yourself and tell me what YOU feel. No animals were harmed in the making of this critic, and this was completely bird-flu-free.

First, but not the most

2007-07-11T07:31:00.000-07:00

First post of NOBT,
I just wanna say I started this blog to express my deepest regrets at the latest Harry Potter film, and of course to blubber about everyday life.